I saw this list of facts on a minion site and laughed myself silly:
1.You are reading this right now.
2.You realize that is a stupid fact.
4. You didn’t notice that I skipped three.
5. You’re checking now.
6. You’re smiling.
7. You’re reading this even though it’s stupid.
9. You didn’t realize I skipped eight.
10. You’re checking and smiling again because of how you fell for it again.
11. You’re enjoying this.
12. You forgot there are only supposed to be ten facts.